Nothing is more suspicious than a suspicious van being driven by a man in a clown suit. Most disturbing is the slogan plastered on the the side door that reads, “A clown for any reason.” One can only guess what he has in mind...
A picture is worth a thousand words. Really, what more can be said?
Actively soliciting children is a hallmark of suspicious vans. There are 14 children in the back of this van right now.
This van is known in circles as “Black Death.” It makes the Hall of Fame because it has a siren on the top of it.
Not a van, but an RV --- and a black hole for curious children. We can wrap the crime scene tape around this thing without even conducting an investigation.
Like real estate, when it comes to suspicious vans, its all about location, location, location.
Is there anything more heinous than a suspicious van parked in front of an abortion clinic? This is downright wrong.